S T A G E D
The Legmonger
Sorry no image this time I don't know where that preview picture came from
One afternoon, a boy walking home from school was approached by an old woman.
"Do you want a leg? Do you want a leeeg?"
The boy tried to ignore her but she wouldn't go away.
"Do you want a leeg? Do you want a leeeg?"
She askedh im, over and over again.
"I don't want a leg!" The boy rebuffed her harshly.
A horrible scream rang out in the darkening street.
People who rushed to the scene got the shock of their lives.
On the street laid a boy who got his leg torn off.
There is no escape from the legmonger.
If you say no to the monster, you will lose your leg like the boy above; but say yes and she will put a third leg on you, wehter you like it or not.
There is only one answer that would get you safely out of the situation:
Tell her, "I don't want your service, but I suggest you go ask ____ (someone's name)
She will do as you say and go to the other person, but make sure you don't say the name of someone you like!